Here goes: Haappy biiirthdayy to youu, haappy biiirthdayy …
You know what? Forget it. It feels tacky. How about this instead? All month, to celebrate .online and .tech getting one year older, your first year creation of a .online or .tech TLD will be just $1.50* each (normally they’re $29.99 each). From August 1 through August 31.
That way we don’t have to strain your patience with our rendition of “Happy birthday,” (We know our limits).